ကၽြန္ေတာ္နဲ႔လူမ်ား

(၁)
တူ..တူ...(ဖုန္းၿမည္သံ…)
Me: “ဟယ္လို”….
Friend: “ဟိတ္ေကာင္ဘယ္လိုလဲ..? ”
Me: “ဘာကိုတုန္း..? ”
Friend: “ကိုဝင္းႏိုင္ကိစၥ”
Me: “ဘယ္ကကိုဝင္းႏိုင္တုန္းဟ..? ”
Friend: “ေၾသာ္..မင္းမသိရင္လည္းထားလိုက္ေတာ႔”
ဂြက္..(ဖုန္းခ်သံ)
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(၂)
တူ..တူ..(ဖုန္းၿမည္သံ)
Me: “ဟယ္လို”
Someone: “I want to speak with Mr.Grogery”
Me: “where you want to call ?”
Someone: “Mr.Grogery”
Me: “Sorry! I think you make the wrong number”
Someone: “shit ”
Me: “အင္….!”
ဂြက္..(ဖုန္းခ်သံ)
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(၃)
ကလင္..ကလင္..(အခန္းတံခါးမွဘဲလ္ၿမည္သံ)
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ဂေလာက္..(တံခါးဖြင္႔သံ)
Madam: “It is Ms.Shila’s room?
Me: “No,Madam”
Madam: “why?”
Me: “အင္..! ”
Madam: “Is it room-102 ,right?”
Me: “Not,it is room-103 , Madam”
Madam “ကၽြတ္..(စိတ္ေလ၍စုပ္သပ္သံ)
ေဒါက္..ေဒါက္..ေဒါက္…(လွည္႔ထြက္သြားေသာေဒါက္ဖိနပ္သံ)
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(၄)
တူ..တူ..(ဖုန္းၿမည္သံ)
Me: “ဟယ္လို”
Sweetheart: “ေမာင္..စိတ္ေကာက္ေနေသးလား..?”
Me: “မေကာက္ပါဘူး..ဘာကိုေမးတာလဲ..?”
Sweetheart: “ေတာ္ၿပီ..ေတာ္ၿပီ”
“ဒီကေတာ႔…မေန႔တုန္းကကိစၥကိုေကာက္ေနတယ္မွတ္လို႔”
“သူကေတာ႔ဘာမွမၿဖစ္တဲ႔ အတိုင္းပဲ”
“ဘယ္ေတာ႔မွလည္းေလးနက္လာမွာမဟုတ္ဘူး…ဒါဘဲ..”
ဂြက္..(ဖုန္းခ်သံ)
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ကၽြန္ေတာ္လူေတြအားလံုးကိုေလးေလးစားစားဆက္ဆံပါတယ္ဗ်ာ………….
ဒါေပမယ္႔……….
လူေတြကခက္တယ္…………
ကၽြန္ေတာ္ကိုက မဟုတ္တာလည္းၿဖစ္မယ္………..။။။။

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